April Fool's Dear MS Cabby

Dear Cabby,

I have this crazy obsession with the show Bob the Builder. I DVR every episode. I feel it is the best show ever!!! My best friends still don’t know about my love obsession with the hunk of a cartoon guy, Bob. I mean I own underwear with his face all over them and there is even a small shrine in my bedroom closet. How can I tell my friends with out them laughing at me?
Signed
Bob Maniac

Dear Bob Maniac,
There is no way you can tell your friends about this obsession without them laughing about you. You can never come out of the closet about your love. But there are ways you can cut down on this insane obsession, for one you could stop wearing Bob the Builder underwear. To most people that is pretty creepy.
That is just a start there are other ways to cut down, try finding something new that is healthier for you to replace the need to watch Bob the Builder. Several ideas would be exercising, maybe a new arts and craft project, or even reading and writing. There are so many things out there you can do rather then be obsessed with Bob. I hope you will learn to stop loving Bob as much as you do. Good luck.
Signed,
MS Cabby


Question by Carolyn Hall